I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

inderlander:

Come on, Sammy!  Let’s have a beer… talk about it.  I’m tired of playing.  Let’s finish this game. (x)

“Food doesn’t taste better or worse when documented by Instagram. Laughter is as genuine over Skype as it would be sharing a sofa. Pay attention. Take in nature, hold someone’s hand, read a book. But don’t ever apologize for snapping a photo of a sunrise after a hike, or blogging about the excitement of having a crush, or updating your goodreads account. All of these things are good and should be celebrated. Smile at strangers on the sidewalk and like your friends’ selfies. It’s all good for the human spirit.” — (via idioticteen)

“And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.” —

lntroductions.tumblr.com (via lntroductions)

randiwaldoch

(via sheyearnsfortheocean)

“It’s you.You’re the one I talk about all the time, the one I can’t stop thinking about. The one that can make me laugh when I don’t even want to smile, the one that can make me feel better in 2.2 seconds. It’s you that I’m crazy about.” — (via thelovewhisperer)

Anonymous: "hi im an upcoming senior and i was wondering how exactly does senior portraits work. do i need to have a theme like everyone seems to have and what are the packages at Je'tadore?"

Hey! My advice is don’t stress it out. Don’t over do it. Be natural, do what you want to showcase… YOU. 

You can bring 10 props or 2 props, just remember that it takes time to set-up the scene that will properly fit you and showcase the look you’re going for. Remember, the more props you bring - the more time it consumes for us to spend the time to shoot with you. At Je t’Adore, we spend 15-20 minutes with each Senior. We have a tight schedule we like to follow. 

Most of the time, seniors come in without a prop and without a clue on how to pose and that’s okay. We like to work with seniors and help feel natural. I’ve been through senior portraits and it’s… Weird. I remember stressing about it for a while and let me tell you.. Not worth it. If you want a theme, go with it. Research senior portraits on-location (out of the studio) and studio portraits. Both sessions, our goal is to have our clients feel more in control and natural in their photos. We’ll pose you BUT we’d like for you to move around and smile or say, ‘Hey, can I try this?’ 

Seniors stress about how good they’ll look in their photos, we know that.. But don’t forget that these are going in the yearbook. You want something memorable and YOU. 

Go look through Pinterest for fashion ideas and posing. But really, you don’t need a theme. If you’re simple, go for that route. If you want it loud and with a bang, plan it. Either way, we’re here to to try our best to give you the look you’re aiming for :)

But here’s a tip, utilitize jtd’s on-location packages. On-location is always fun for us.